Why is it called a building? Isn’t it done building? Shouldn’t it be called a built
no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.
the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot
and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like
This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.
oh my god
opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains
how do i achieve immortality and perfect eyebrows